
JIB'S STATS:
Turn Ons: Fine clothes, fine weaponry, fine jewelry, fine food and
drink. Books. The Princess of Cozytown.
Turn Offs: Prudish People, snobs, twits, idiots, cruel insults
unjustly given.
Favorite Food: Japanese cooking, ice cream.
Favorite Pickup Line: "Did you know that (insert historical trivia tid-bit that no one is interested in)
..." Of course this never
works.
Goals: To retire in the Caribbean a rich pirate.
Advice: "You don't have to be funny, just be nice. Nice can get you much
further."
Best Quote: "Pirate! You just called me a pirate? Is that an insult
like, 'Excuse me you just stepped in pirate!' or 'You just spilt 'pirate' all
over me!' or 'Be careful or you'll catch a case of pirate!'
"Cousin, I am not merely a common pirate! I am a privateer with a letter of
Marque from the Crown!"
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