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JIB'S STATS:
Turn Ons: Spicy rum, smooth Scotch, men in kilts, a good fistfight,
and a comfortable place to rest at night..
Turn Offs: Puppeteers, mimes, damsels in distress, and other abstract
performance art.
Favorite Food: Coconut milk, papaya, mango, chai tea, exotic spices,
and chocolates.
Favorite Pickup Line: "Care for a taste?"
Goals: To sample every type of rum known to the world!
Advice: "Ladies, most men will only take your freedom, dress you in
confining clothing, and treat you like property. Instead join the crew of a
ship with mostly male crew members! You get all of the attention, but you keep
your freedom, dress as you like, see the world, steal for fun and profit, and
drink yourself to sleep in fine company. What?s not to love?
Best Quote: "There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit
calms as rum and true religion."
-Lord Byron
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